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Melyn(MUH-LYNN). 20.Washington (and no it's not D.C there is a state named Washington.). But currently going to college in Montana. Intrigued by life, death, and all the in betweens.



sometimes i forget im a real person

this is such a weird thing but I understand.


me trying not to swear..


In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’


i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire either is fine


i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that 


*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*


my favourite color is cute boys

Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"